just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE
convert your office into a horrible disaster
Source: Vice Magazine
This is a weed smokers lungs after he died from marijuana. Don’t smoke weed please reblog to save a life
That’s an orange
Please dont be disrespectful thats a weed smoker’s lungs after he died from weed smoking
which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.
VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.
PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL
THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN
WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS
HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.
WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.
i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn
…did he just do the hammer shuffle on ICE SKATES?
holy shit he DID.
HOY SHIT, THIS IS THE COOLEST ICE SKATING PERFORMANCE I’VE EVER SEEN
Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”
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